Dec. 24. Good night. Christma's eve. Your mobile vibrates. It is a congratulatory message from that dear person. Perhaps a member of your family. A friend. Maybe your partner. You smile expecting to read an original and fun dedication or congratulations.
"Hi, it's me. Merry Christmas. Kisses."
How do you stay when you get Christmas greetings as generic as that? Surely you think that person has not worked at all and that he has not thought much about you.
You cannot control the Christmas messages and phrases that others will send you, but you can become the king of these holidays thanks to the collection below with the funniest, funniest, most original and most beautiful short greetings.
All the messages and phrases are already prepared so that you can copy them and send them by mobile (WhatsApp, Facebook, traditional SMS...). Although it is recommended that you edit them a bit to include the name of the person you want to congratulate along with some unique detail that only the two of you know.
This way you will make sure that no one forgets about you this Christmas!
Some of these congratulations have been compiled from other media and sources such as ComputerHoy, TusMensajes, Diario Feminino, Ok Diario, Tu Experto, ABC or Hobby Consoles.
50 short, funny and original messages to congratulate Christmas
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In the market you can buy marzipan, nougat, turkey... but you can't buy friendship: it's a homemade recipe. Merry Christmas 2021!
This is Santa's customer service department. He has requested a gift beyond his means. Please try again next year.
Taking advantage of the fact that Christmas is in the air, I launch this official statement: I formally announce that I accept donations in cash and checks. You're welcome and Merry Christmas 2021!
Why is Christmas like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. Happy Holidays!
I wanted to send you something super special for this Christmas, but I had a problem... How do you wrap a hug and a kiss? Merry Christmas!
Hello everyone! This is a very, very personalized message that I am sending to you... Merry Christmas 2021!
But where have you been? We are looking for you everywhere. You have to come right away because you're too important... and you can't set up the Bethlehem if his donkey is missing. Merry Christmas 2021!
For this Christmas I wanted to send you something incredibly funny, funny, entertaining, sexy... but, oh! I am very sorry: it turns out that I did not enter through the screen. Happy Holidays!
Friends are like the radars of the Civil Guard: even if you don't see them, they are always there. Merry Christmas!
This is how you advance in life: first you believe in Santa Claus, then you don't believe in Santa Claus and in the end you become Santa Claus. Happy Holidays!
Ho Ho Ho! I am not Santa Claus, nor do I come laden with gifts. But if I am a message that someone sends you wishing you the best with those you love most on this special night. Merry Christmas!
Congratulations! On these dates, Santa Claus gives you 2 words that will open many doors for you: PULL and PUSH. Whoo, whoo, whoo, Merry Christmas!
Do not wait gifts this year. I'm having drinks with the Three Wise Men and the thing has gotten out of hand. Merry Christmas!
Akalasem Frejita, Arrusa Murga, Insupuka Lerma. You have just read yourself the spell that will prevent you from having sexual relations for the rest of Christmas and the first 3 months of the new year. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
I wish you 65 days of love, 129 days of luck and 171 days of happiness. Also, I hope that this Christmas you find health, money, peace and everything you need. And what you can't find, look it up on Google!
Here are those of Bethlehem. We remind you that those who "drink and drink and drink again" are just the fish in the river. Merry Christmas!
When God handed out the skills, I had to choose between loving my friends or having a good memory. Happy Easter and happy 1987!
Congratulations! Didn't you know you were chosen to pull Santa's sleigh? Soon an elf will stop by your house to take the size of your horns! Let yourself be found and yes: Merry Christmas!
If these days suddenly a man dressed in red with white hair and beard puts you in a bag, don't worry... it's just that I asked for a precious gift for Christmas!
At Christmas you have to save... I congratulate you and you take care of spreading it among the rest of my contacts. Merry Christmas!
Do you know why he is called Santa Claus? Because the gifts are paid by dad, not him. Happy Holidays!
Christmas is coming. So now you know: avoid all things that make you fat like mirrors, scales or friends who are too sincere.
Do you mind sending me a photo? It is so that I can show Santa Claus what I want him to bring me this Christmas.
Official government statement: the Christmas peace drill agreed by everyone has already ended. Now you can save the prawns and go back to insulting in-laws and brothers-in-law.
Dear Santa Claus: This Christmas I want a slim body and a fat wallet. In this order! Don't be confused as it happened with last year, please.
She changes her car, her house, her clothes, her partner, her shoes, the month, her look, her hairstyle, her job, her year, her opinion... but never her friends. Merry Christmas 2021!
You know how hard it is for me to adapt to this new technology. Even so, I have made an effort and I am sending you this Merry Christmas message even though the stamp covers half of the screen.
The mayor of Belén arrested for reclassifying the portal. The Three Wise Men are involved. The child will be born in a chalet. Santa Claus presents himself as a prosecutor. Merry Christmas!
With a shrimp and a mussel I give you a besucón. With a barnacle and my friendship, I wish you a Merry Christmas. And with my love, which is worth an egg, Happy New Year!
Welcome are the carols, the garlands, and the "tomorrow I go on a diet." Merry Christmas!
A bottle of cava: 25 euros. Tickets to celebrate Christmas at the Discotheque: €30. An elegant dress for the party: €90... For me to send you this message congratulating you on Christmas: IT IS PRICELESS! Merry Christmas 2021!!!
For this Christmas I wish you the life of a toothbrush: a lot of toothpaste, a good handle and that you brush 3 times a day.
If this Christmas Eve you see Santa Claus undress and get into your bed, explain to him that what you asked him for was a VOLVO.
Beware of these very worrying data from the DGT: they state that 23% of traffic accidents are caused by alcohol consumption. That means that the other 77% of accidents are caused by those who drink water, juices and soft drinks. To the parrot with the abstainers! Merry Christmas!
Saint Joseph, the Virgin, the Child, the mule, the ox, the animal protection society of Bethlehem, Herod, the 2 Romans of the castle, the merchants' association of the Bethlehem market, the Magi, the pages, the inn, the one with the mill, the neighborhood association of Bethlehem, the laundresses, the fish in the river, my family and I wish you a Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year.
It is reported that, as of today, we will be absent and taking a well-deserved rest until January 7, 2022. We wish you happy holidays, Merry Christmas and the best for the coming New Year. Signed: lettuce, tomato, cucumber, apple and skimmed yogurt.
This year I had thought to congratulate only the people I like and who are important in my life, but in the end I have decided that I am going to send messages to the usual people. Merry Christmas!
I toast because the new year brings happiness. Grindo dambien dor guemoss buuuchos esitoss. And buidadiiiin gon la garretera, ehhh buchachoss, hip, zi guebes no gonduscas. Gringo odra vess.
When a dream comes true, a little elf smiles. May the coming year be the time your elf learns to smile. And if he doesn't smile with his sweet little face, without hesitation, give him a good smack on the snout and twist his nose until he smiles. Merry Christmas!
I just found out that Santa Claus is in hospital with high cholesterol. So tell me what you want and the night you want I'll come to your house and we'll make it good.
Merry Christmas! Have a good Christmas Eve and pray that Santa hasn't learned to look at your browsing history.
If you are afraid of gaining weight in December, remember to drink alcohol before each meal. You'll get fat just the same, but it takes away your fear. Merry Christmas!
This year I forgot the gifts, but at least I remembered to congratulate you, so don't complain.
Important announcement. This year Santa Claus is not going to come to your city because he had contracted services with our company. Sorry for the inconvenience and Merry Christmas. Signed: SEUR.
I don't know whether to keep you in a bank, because you are worth a lot, in the fridge because you are the milk or under the Christmas tree because you are a gift. Happy Holidays!
I wish you that this year your neuroendocrine system is in perfect homeostasis, that your blood glucose, insulin and glucagon levels remain within normal parameters and that your lipid profile is full of HDL and with very low levels of LDL and VLDL.
This year it is difficult to wish Happy Christmas... We will be happy again when there is no more crisis... Merry Christmas!
Happy Easter from the Association of People With Very, But Very Bad Memory and our best wishes for this 1984.
Year 1974: before eating the table is blessed. Year 2021: before eating, the food is photographed and the toast is turned into a video for TikTok.
Personalized message nº 234. Start of message: "Merry Christmas to you and your whole family!". end of dedication
41 short, original, funny and beautiful phrases to congratulate Christmas
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I didn't know what to wear for Christmas, so I got fat. Happy Holidays!
I have seen your posts on Facebook. This year I will give you a dictionary.
The magic of Christmas ends in January, when the bank charges you the Visa. Merry Christmas!
I hope to be the first to congratulate you on Christmas: Merry Christmas 2025!
Boycott Christmas WhatsApp. Pass it on.
Cheer up! That the best thing about Christmas is that you know when it ends.
What are people who are afraid of Santa Claus called? Claustrophobic.
A minute of silence for these beautiful bodies that will be spoiled this Christmas.
Don't play nice at this time of year. Signed: Santa.
After December, my measurements will be: ninety, sixty, and bust!
If you are going to wish me health, let it be public, universal and free!
If you drink, don't drive, but if you don't drive, take advantage of the fact that it's Christmas.
Brother-in-law, this is your night: Merry Christmas!
Don't worry, I've washed my hands before sending you this congratulations. Merry Christmas!
I think I'm going to start imitating Santa Claus and visit people only once a year.
Happy December 26: have you weighed yourself yet?
For Christmas dinner, does the iPhone go to the left or right of the plate?
Here's to a friendship longer than Christmas lights!
Do not forget to close your eyes and ask me as a gift this Christmas.
I wish we could put the spirit of Christmas in bottles and open one every month of the year.
Place your right hand on your left shoulder and your left hand on your right shoulder. You just received a hug from a distance! Merry Christmas!
If this Christmas you don't know what to wear. Put on your best smile! That never fails.
You're so cool I ordered you for Christmas!
This Christmas remember that it is only worth who takes it away from you.
Being by your side at Christmas turns cold days into warm ones.
Nothing is crueler than giving a child something useful for Christmas.
If you see a bottle of champagne, look for me, I'm behind. Merry Christmas!
For Christmas: happiness. For New Year: prosperity. And forever: our friendship.
Christmas is that time of year when we run out of money before our friends do.
Christmas is not a season: it is a feeling.
Christmas is not about opening gifts, it is about opening our hearts.
Christmas is painted in the color of your deepest emotions.
No clothes, no jewelry, no ostentatious and expensive gifts: this Christmas I only wish you.
The best recipe for my Christmas is the one that manages to bring together people like you on these dates.
The wealth of the human being is measured by the quantity and quality of the friends he has. Thanks for making me a millionaire! Merry Christmas!
May this Christmas be wrapped in happy paper and tied with a ribbon of love.
This Christmas, although the distance separates us, love unites us even more.
Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight.
You don't see it, you don't hear it, but you feel it. That is the magic of Christmas.
Christmas is not a dinner or a party, but a piece of home that you keep in your heart wherever you go.
